What a Difference 30 Years Makes
  • 1970 Long Hair
  • 2000 Longing for hair


  • 1970 The perfect high
  • 2000 The perfect high yield mutual fund


  • 1970 KEG
  • 2000 EKG


  • 1970 Acid Rock
  • 2000 Acid Reflux


  • 1970 Moving to California because it's cool
  • 2000 Moving to California because it's warm


  • 1970 Growing pot
  • 2000 Growing pot belly


  • 1970 Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
  • 2000 Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children


  • 1970 Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
  • 2000 Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor


  • 1970 Seeds and stems
  • 2000 Roughage


  • 1970 Our president's struggle with Fidel
  • 2000 Our president's struggle with fidelity


  • 1970 Paar
  • 2000 AARP


  • 1970 Killer weed
  • 2000 Weed killer


  • 1970 The Grateful Dead
  • 2000 Dr. Kevorkian


  • 1970 Getting out to a new, hip joint
  • 2000 Getting a new hip joint


  • 1970 Rolling Stones
  • 2000 Kidney stones


  • 1970 Being called into the principal's office
  • 2000 Calling the principal's office


  • 1970 Peace sign
  • 2000 Mercedes logo


  • 1970 Parents begging you to get your hair cut
  • 2000 Children begging you to get their heads shaved


  • 1970 Take acid
  • 2000 Take antacid


  • 1970 Passing the driver's test
  • 2000 Passing the vision test


  • 1970 "Whatever"
  • 2000 "Depends"